In trade for a review on Amazon.com or Goodreads, I will give you a free e-copy of my humorous five story collection JERKS. Message me at mcilveen@comcast.net with your preference of .epub, .mobi, or .pdf. Yeah, I’m groveling…

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PRAISE FOR JERKS…

“With one book, John McIlveen has reversed the intellectual growth I’ve acquired from every classic work of literature I’ve ever read. In fact, even everyday tasks like tying my shoes have become a challenge, thanks to my newly eroded brain. Oh, sure, JERKS is funny as hell, but it has ruined my life. Screw you, McIlveen.”

— Jeff Strand, author of WOLF HUNT

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“McIlveen’s writing is always dark and wicked. Now, in JERKS, he shows off his wickedly dark sense of humor, a love of human absurdity, and a keen eye for the bizarre details of life. The man has a twisted mind, which is perfect for our twisted world.”

— Christopher Golden

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“There’s dark fiction. There’s dark humor. And then there’s John McIlveen, who combines the two in the mirthfully macabre JERKS. Funny as hell!”

— Brian Keene